"Guitar Found In Ancient Egyptian Pyramid" Cairo, Egypt A remote-controlled robot, which recently explored some unknown areas of one of the Great Pyramids of Egypt, found an unlikely treasure behind a door which had been sealed for centuries -- the long-lost guitar of San Jose, CA-based songstress Lisa Dewey. "I've  been looking for that guitar everywhere," Lisa said when interviewed about the discovery, "I mean, everywhere. I thought first that it was behind the couch, then thought I left it at my last gig. Turns out it was in some weird Egyptian pyramid all this time. Who knew?" Scientists and researchers are examining the guitar for evidence of how it ended up in the pyramid. "We're trying to figure it out, but it's still a mystery" said Dr. Alvin Roth child, lead scientist on the  project. Added Lisa, "tell them that if they break any strings, they better replace them. I don't want to get my guitar back with broken strings and stuff. And don't replace them with those cheap nylon strings, either. It's Ernie Ball heavy for me or nothing. And make sure it's in tune. If I get that guitar back all beat up and stuff, I'm going to kick some scientist butt."